Everyone knows you’re not supposed to use double negatives. Never. Not at all. At least, not by yourself.
There may be a place for a joint use of them, however: when Ciera pulls out in front of you (negative honk). Complying with the audible signal of his stupidity, he stops, causing sudden disruption of my forward momentum (negative honk). He then proceeds to deposit himself in the center turn lane—admittedly a great location for him, and if he had thought of that originally, he would’ve saved us all the trouble.
Honk honk. We should definitely give him a double negative.
