No, this has nothing to do with a wannabe Baron, nor with the Detroit Lions. It’s referring the title of this post, and it’s more of a Patriots than a Lions thing, too, ’cause there was no shortage ~ I just couldn’t decide what to use:
“Little Squirt”
“I Hope You Kept Some For Yourself”
“Come Again? (No, Don’t)”
“Big Squirt”
“No, Thank You”
“Keep It Clean, Now”
“Why Don’t You Do Everyone Else’s While You’re At It…”
But, I couldn’t decide.
In other news, I did learn that the 5-series comes equipped with rocket-powered super-soaker windshield washer jets—you see, I was following one on the interstate…
